what does a tree do when it wants to leave
its leaves
WAIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.
(via homo-sex-uality)
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
and i seem to be the third one
(via homo-sex-uality)
careful or u’ll trip over my low self esteem
(via homo-sex-uality)
I’m sorry.
It had to be done.Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
oh dear
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
^Literally my face when it hit
THANK YOU FOR THIS
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND I
; A ; THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
(Source: eoyama, via sickshades-and-wickedwaves)
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
(via blessedwithafuckingcurse)
